do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?
When you see a great gifset that has grammar mistakes
this is a metaphor for my life
that poor fucking cat is so confused
after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat
"you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys"
oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master
You must travel across the land
Searching far and wide
date someone who makes you feel like Everytime We Touch by Cascada on the inside
what the flying fresh fuck in all of the seven fucking realms is this
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean